Devoted Slog tipper Reggie sends the day’s second weird story out of Sweden. From Sweden’s The Local:
A church minister from Strängnäs in central Sweden has resigned from his post after his porn-surfing habits led to the spread of a virus that knocked out the local church network, Metro reports.
But the most fascinating bit is tacked on at the end:
The number of sex-related cases involving men of the cloth has skyrocketed in recent years, according to Metro….A pastor in Gothenburg recently came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office.
Even better, the moist-wanged pastor was allowed to keep his job. Full story here.
He was doing, um, research.
And needs a few more boxes of kleenex …
Ewww.
Doesn’t make any sense. You don’t moisten post-it notes to make them sticky.
He was making his own Post-Its(tm), maybe? Like Philip Seymour Hoffman in HAPPINESS.
As far as fetishes/kinky behavior go, I cannot for the life of me even remotely envision how the spooge-on-post-it-note act could bring sexual satisfaction. I thought the whole spooge-on-someone-else’s-toothbrush thing was disgusting, but it still makes more sense than this.
Can’t he just lick doorknobs to get his jollies like everyone else? Any fool knows the adhesive on Post-Its works better if it’s not dampened.
I’d like to see someone hack into the Vatican and see where those perverts are surfing!!!
Can’t be any worse than this guy:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,440821,00.html
Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.
Is the rise because clergy are more deviant now than in the past, or are they just getting caught more? I reckon it’s the latter- secrets are harder to keep nowadays and people do not assume anymore that a guy is trustworthy just because he’s clergy.