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30 replies on “Portia De Rossi Is Sorry Her Gay Marriage Ruined Your Life”

  1. She is hot.
    Ellen is excruciatingly not.
    Got to admire her willingness to take one for the cause.
    for a couple of years, at least.

  2. Not only she’s not even remotely funny but probably what she’s doing by antagonizing those persons who probably did not give their consent to be shown on Tv is illegal. She knows there are many crazies out there on the No on 8 side that are nothing but to too eager to find scapegoats for their anger.

  3. Yes, think of all those poor people with papercuts! Have those wounds even healed? Does insurance cover it? It’s good someone is apologizing to those poor, poor people.

  4. Pretty sure you don’t need to get someone’s consent to show them on tv as long as you weren’t secretly taping them in the privacy of their own home.

  5. Loveschild- I totally agree. That dog probably really didn’t appreciate being outed like that, and his owners have probably sent him to some sort of Straight Kennel where he gets treats for pretending interest in female dogs and gets hit with a rolled up newspaper whenever he starts humping the other boy dogs. Tragic.

  6. I bet at least one of them is crazy enough to sue her for character defamation or using a made-up name, or something.

  7. @9: That’s a little simplistic: in L.A., they have to put up a sign at every major border where they’ll be filming that says something like “By walking here right now, I agree to let the film company use my image in whatever filmed thing I’m walking through”, but yes, there are a million ways to get around having to actually obtain consent here.

  8. If you are in the street, you have no reasonable expectation of privacy, especially if you are taking part in a protest, designed to get media attention. No consent it is required.

  9. If protestors don’t want their faces used, they shouldn’t go out in public.
    You waive that right to privacy when you go to a public protest.

  10. Question for Loveschild:
    How do you feel about Focus on The Family and other supporters of Prop 8 using footage of gay pride parades in their propaganda?

  11. 19 I feel that as long as they’re not focusing on any particular individual that can be easily recognized, it is a pretty legitimate use of a communicative medium. That however is not what people like Portia are doing by zooming in on individuals. No matter how angry she’s at them, it is reckless for her to do so.

    Now, can you please explain to me how you thinking that people who want to exercise their free speech right (in a peaceful manner) shouldn’t go out in public if they don’t want to be targeted is somehow not an intimidatory argument used only by those who want to silence the people?

  12. 21, No, if you go out to a protest, designed to attract the media, expect that you will be on TV. It’s not that difficult.

  13. @21: First, I doubt Portia cut together the tape for this piece or even had any input on it.

    Secondly, intimidatory? This piece of satire? If Jimmy Kimmel ran the faces with their names and residences and proposed burning their homes, then I could get on board with you. But this is not intimidation. It IS ridicule, but that’s free speech.

    They were perfectly happy to be out there originally, promoting their opinion and like it or not, in today’s digital age, these images will be available FOREVER. If they didn’t want to be forever tied to their opinion, yes, they should stay home.

  14. @21- Welcome to a the land of free speech. You are free to speak, other people are free to respond. The can make fun of you. They can show pictures of you speaking. They can quote you. They can boycott your business. They can be mean and disrespectful and unpleasant. That’s life. They might even break a law, in which case the police will (hopefully) be on your side.

    Throughout the history of the USA this has been the case. Taking to the streets in public protest isn’t as safe as anonymously ranting on the internet. And that’s just the way it is. That’s why I have so much admiration for the Civil Rights movements in which black, hispanic, asian, female and gay people put so much on the line simply by walking down a street holding a sign. Many of them lost their jobs, lost friends and family, and suffered violence from unruly mobs and from the police which should have been protecting them.

    For you to whine because some late night TV show made a little bit of fun of a couple people who trying to get attention is pathetic. The “victimized because I can’t oppress” concept is sad, and it’s followers pitiable.

  15. You people think this is a big joke don’t you? Well just wait. Beginning in May we will see the collapse of every single intact Hetero Marriage in America. It has taken a few years for MASS. Homo marriages to undermine the Hetero marriages in all of America but it will happen. And with CT. Homo Marriages thrown into the brew it’s only making matters worse.

  16. It is essential to democracy to stand up and be counted. It’s a very good thing that people who spout shameful opinions are held accountable by society.

  17. Exactly, if gays marry, then they can cheat on their spouses with members of both sexes like straight marrieds can and then what will we do?

  18. Ok it is kinda of funny. WHo’s lives did ethier DEROSSI or ellen really do any harm too.NO ONe SO LEAVE THEM ALONE AND LET THEM LIVE THERE LIVES. bY THE WAY nethier are that hot.

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