Behold! A grape that’s AS BIG AS A GIGANTIC TORTOISE!!! Biggest grape ever!
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Adorbs!
that’s a huge ass grape! that turtle must weight 500 pounds!
Looks like love to me.
Turtle sez OMNOMNOM.
Cute turtle but jiminy cricket! Did you click on the cute turtle to get to the next picture??
NOT FUCKING COOL, CHINA!
This made me laugh. Lindy is funny.
Holly god that’s one giant grape.
And those poor salamanders, tortoises and fish getting sealed in plastic for sale on the streets in China. No words can really express ones anger and horror.
So how does tortoise taste when paired with grape?
Since when do tortoises have “litters?” Don’t things that lay eggs have clutches or broods? And what do they mean born to a “group” of tortoises? Are tortoises into some kind of hippie, polyamorous group parenting thing? I have so many questions, here.
Like why the hell anybody would want a giant, sloshy keychain with a live animal in it. Do Chinese people not carry their keys in their pockets, or something?
(those of you needing a unicorn chaser after seeing the sealed-up animals might click backward to see the duck wearing shoes. That was pretty cute.)
@9, Apparently when the animal has expired, the owner can microwave it for a snack.
that’s just a tiny tortoise not a large grape.