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Guess the end is near.
He was almost right! ..for himself.
*shrug* People get sick all the time. Especially when they’ve reached a ripe old age like 89. *shrug*
Please oh please, let him live long enough to see his October prediction fail as well.
good.
The Rupture.
Maybe he got stuck halfway.
What 4 said. When he dies, I want it to be with the knowledge that all of his prophecies have failed.
@8: But then he’ll need to die within five minutes of his latest prophecy failing, or he’ll make another one!
Time to meet his maker. Oh, wait, no, that’s just the nurse to wipe his ass.
Since only his right side was smote, we can assume his left remained unaware of what the other was doing…
Someone needs to dress up in a red zentai suit, sneak into his hospital room, and whisper in his ear “you’re mine now, Harry. You think you’re waiting to die, but guess what? You already have, and this hospital bed is your hell forever and ever. Now excuse me, I have to go fix the heating system. I’ll be back!”
Made sadder because he’d let his health insurance lapse, pending end of days…
Guess he didn’t see that coming.
@12- Preferably after slipping him something that will fuck with his sense of perception, and make him just a little unsure the world is really there.
I want him to die first, because then his foolish followers will be even more disheartened when it fails to come to pass afterwards.
i’m not the type to wish suffering on people, even awful ones, but it delighted me a little that he got the opportunity to learn that he is an ordinary guy after all, with human problems that need fixing by human hands.
Wow, I didn’t realize that was how god was going to take the faithful to heaven in the rapture. Seems like he could have come up with a better solution than giving them a stroke.