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Re: Christmas Isn’t Sexy?

Kelly ODecember 6, 2013 1:54 pmJune 3, 2022 2:15 am

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I know Savage doesn’t think Christmas is sexy, but what about this sucker:

JUST LOOK AT IT. IT IS TOTES SPANDEX.

Eh? ANYONE? (See also the Blue 2nd skin, paired with a blue afro wig.)

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