Dear Kevin,

Get away from your parents! They have become dependent on you for some twisted escape. They are crazy and this is not healthy for anyone involved. Maybe you could “cut the cord” on that hot air balloon and then float it on over to Child Protective Services.

Your friend,

Grant

Grant Brissey covered everything from hard news and technology, to music, film, and visual arts during his time working for The Stranger. Grant's work has also appeared at Geekwire, and in Billboard,...