“It’s not meeting us halfway, is it?”
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West

If a species won’t fuck to save it’s self, I say it’s already fucked itself out of exsistance.
99% of stand-up isn’t funny……yes, yes this still rings true.