Confidential to Red Panda: I got no beef with you.
- We’re cool.
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
OMG! Teh cuteness!
Thank god, because red pandas have got to be one of the cutest animals on the planet!
Yes, but as far as giant pandas go, you feel the same way as Mr. Gervais:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GriIlpv7Y…
I am relieved. Their gangs can be vicious and I would hate for anything to happen to you, accidental-like.
So Lindy, your whole “panda” metaphor here is just saying you can’t stand Asians except for the sexy women. Or “red pandas” as you call them.
New! A local cutie! And rare too!
http://www.king5.com/news/New-baby-orca-…
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lesser_panda_standing.jpg“>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lesser…
I want to scratch his belly!
Oops, here let me try something else:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co…
That is so cute!
What’s the phone text # for helping Haiti again? I’d like to send them this cute photo because, well, “we’re cool.”
If they don’t accept photos, could someone ask the Haiti people if they have any other follow-up questions for Miss Beverly Hills? Dan can’t do all the hard labor around here.
Very cute, but not really a panda.
Cute? Not so much. They look kinda “sped” what with that giant forehead and all. Panda-mom oughta lay off the booze during the 1st trimester next time.
Imagine: if yards, vacant lots, parks, and greenbelts had bamboo thickets instead of blackberry thickets, then we might have more red pandas than rats,
totally adorable. LINDY IS SUPER!!!
The Red Panda, like a raccoon, is basically a giant rat with a bushy tail.
Insanely cute!