You don’t have to be a football fan or even give a shit about the Super Bowl to be excited for 3 pm to come. In just about 20 minutes, another totally awesome sporting event begins… the PUPPY BOWL!
Tune in to Animal Planet to watch. There will be a kitten half-time show.

No mention of the bunny cheerleaders? Hamsters running the blimp?
I don’t have cable. Somebody tell me there’s a bar showing this magic somewhere on Capitol Hill.
I turned to it for a moment earlier. I so wished I was baked when I first saw the hamsters in the blimp. I think some serious stoners are behind the puppy bowl.
The nice thing about the Puppy Bowl is they rebroadcast it all week!