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The winner!
In a very, very close race, Christopher’s beard was voted the best beard by Slog readers. He won with 47% of the votes.
“I don’t typically like guys with beards, but Frizzelle, call me sometime,” said commenter Lacking Creativity.
Grant came in second with a respectable 46%.
Megan Seling is The Stranger's managing editor. She mostly writes about hockey, snacks, and music. And sometimes her dog, Johnny Waffles. More by Megan Seling
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I demand a recount.
Grant, you can pick up your consolation prize in my pants.
i expect there was a huge write in vote for Christopher Frizzelle’s Enormous Whosits…
Christopher looks like Nick Stahl, only sexier.
WHA!? RIGGED!!! I know it HAD TO BE…this “contest” was rigged!! My beard was edited OUT!! Seriously. And I went out in public looking like Kenny fuggin RODGERS for a month for this?!! For Frizzelle to WIN!? GAH! nah, I’m just kidding y’all…but hopefully folks will at least quit mistaking me for Brissey now.
THIS CONTEST WAS RIGGED! Why were Brendan Kiley and I not allowed to enter? DISCRIMINATION!
@4 totally!
@1, @5, @6: Boys, boys, boys!
This can all be settled in a rather straightforward way!
…turkish oil wrestling.
I love men.
I demand photographic or videographic evidence of this alleged Enormous Whosit that Frizzelle is purported to possess.
jonah, bubbeleh, you haven’t reached puberty yet. you’re too young for facial hair, okay? maybe next year, when you enter middle school.
It’s not who won, it’s who lost.
Look into ‘stashes, they’re in – beards are so out.
I voted for Tim Eyman’s wife.
Nipper had the best beard. Slog readers have no sense of beard aesthetics.
Oh. My. Christ. He is so cute. So, so, so cute. Christopher, would you date a 48-year-old? I have a beard. It’s grey. Some find that hot.
Please?
It’s not a Whosits, damn it. It’s a WHOZEEWHATSIT!!!
And he has a huuuuuuuuuge one.
People were judging the man and not the beard, trust me. I’m straight and even I can see that Christopher is hotter than Grant. However, Grant has an exquisite beard, a la Zach Galafanakis.
Grant was robbed.
Under Washington law, a recount is required in any statewide election if the margin is fewer than 2,000 votes and less than one-half of one percentage point.
Lawyer up, Brissey.
Grant’s beard was clearly better qua beards–lusher, denser, redder–but Christopher’s beard would be the better one to go around life with.
I’d totally pet that.
@2… I second that.
You guys aren’t doing so well, are you? I mean, moneywise. The print Stranger doesn’t even kill a fly anymore. So, it’s stuff like this. *Sigh* Oh well. At least we know none of you sweated out an all-nighter to ace Com-Law in J-school, so yes, show your beards. That’s cool. See you in three weeks.
Our winner looks waaaay too much like Nick Stahl for me to do anything but sigh, fangirlishly.
So, uh, the 3rd guy got 7%?
I don’t think he’s going to call.
Love Chris and Mike (Grant would be great if he carved that into a dramatic handlebar), but I prefer Frizelle with some tongue:
http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogim…
SHENANIGANS I SAY! …Brissey’s beard was clearly superior.
(And I said as much yesterday.)
I’m kind of happy Grant got second place – I prefer men with their spirits already broken.
He only one because he’s the most attractive.
I’d ride Christopher all night long.
Christopher is cute… for a skinny dude.
Yep, I voted for him because he’s damn hot.
Brissey’s beard was icky and unnatural. It was like a shag carpet trimmed perfectly at the edges. Too thick, too fake-looking, too literal. I wouldn’t want to get near that thing. Frizzelle may in fact be cuter (subjective), but Nipper had the best beard. Very natural, laissez-faire kinda beard. I liked it. And I don’t do boys.