11 replies on “Re: Currently For Sale”

  1. Umm, no. A life-size action figure is still not as cool as a gorilla robot. Please consult your nerd manual if you have any questions.

  2. I think I understand now why Paul is constantly being mistaken for a queer: his haircut makes him look like a twelve-year-old lesbian.

    Sorry, Paul. But I think it’s time for a new ‘do!

  3. Kelly O and Ari Spool give giant animatronic ape can of Rize, giant animatronic ape drink Rize, freak out, giant-not-animatronic-Hulk out, GIANT ANIMATRONIC APE BECOME GIANT NOT-ANIMATRONIC HULK!

    GIANT NOT-ANIMATRONIC HULK WILL CLIMB INTO GIANT BOX, AFFIX PROPER POSTAGE, SEND SELF IMMEDIATELY TO PAUL CONSTANT C/O THE STRANGER!!!

    And no, I don’t feel like letting it go.

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