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how about one that says “celebrate my buttsex”?
It’s easy to stop masturbating in Seattle…I only see about one girl a month who I’d want to fantasize about any way.
I would love a T-shirt that says “Celebrate My Buttsex”, and I’m not even gay.
Buttsex gets me in touch with my inner sandwhich.
CELEBRATE MY BUTTSEX!!!!!
@2 No imagination? Can’t afford cable?
@2 They have porn on the internet, you know?
Also, I thought the T-shirt on the right said “Literal Masturbator,” and I’m kind of disappointed that it doesn’t.
CafePress is an over-expensive poor quality piece of crap. Never buy from them. If you want a meme t-shirt, just make it at your local copy shop. Itll cost you around 15$. That’s 15 less than Cafepress.
All the cool ironic Christians are buying these.
Ex-Masturbator In Training is a better idea.
Still want an Ex-Ex-Homosexual shirt, but I’m really waiting for the third wave so we can get an X-X-X-Masturbator shirt with the X’s in red, of course.
Cross out the Ex, and add “Re-” Heh.
if you’re going to bag on women on the internet, please be able to spell the derogatory words you use correctly.
“c-h-i-c-k-s” spells “chicks,”
“chic” is a french word for style.
fool.
The original “Ex-Masturbator” shirt should say “Still a Wanker” on the back. XD