Never fear, Lindy—if Greenland’s bump’n’grind is a product of catastrophic global warming, Kells is prepared to evacuate Earth for the infinitely superior “Sex Planet”:
(Also, he will pee on you.)
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Never fear, Lindy—if Greenland’s bump’n’grind is a product of catastrophic global warming, Kells is prepared to evacuate Earth for the infinitely superior “Sex Planet”:
(Also, he will pee on you.)
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LOL
R. Kelly is so hilariously ridiculous. Is he ever being serious, or is he part of some big joke?
real talk
His rocket is so full of fuel…
I love R. Kelly. He’s to the point, which is more than I can say for most men.