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Actually the coroner ruled the death as a homicide, not murder. All murders are homicide but not all homicide is murder, legally. The most they could hope to file against this doctor would be manslaughter.
Oh come on, let’s call it MURDER!! DAH DAH DAH!!!
MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD?!??? OMG!
Well…
Looks like he was hit by — he was struck by…
…a smooth criminal.
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
@1—you are correct. Fixed.
The doctor saved us from having to see MJ slowly morph into Joan Rivers.
I think Farrah Fawcett killed him.
If you know the name of the king or queen being killed, press One.
It’s really such a shame he had to die such an untimely death – because he would have loved those pink panties Dan posted about earlier.
@1 – My understanding of California law is that the doctor could be charged with 2nd degree murder if the state claimed he showed willful disregard for medical standards and the safety and well being of his patient. Manslaughter if he only showed negligence.
@4 – Thank you, David Caruso.
Regicide.
I meant to append, “Awesome title.”
I hope that when I die, I’m well-liked enough that police will dig and dig and dig and dig and dig until they find some minor lead tenuous enough to accuse someone of MURDER, just so they can have some person to blame for my death instead of my wildly self-destructive lifestyle.
(Bart calls for help.)
911 Recording: If you know the 3-digit number of the crime being committed, please enter it now.
(Bart enters code)
You’ve entered the code for regicide. If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered…