He’s won the Kansas State lottery—for the second time this year.

If there’s a weirder story in 2008, I’ll eat my hat, poop it out, and eat it again.

Thank you, Slog tipper Tuck.

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...

10 replies on “Remember That Guy Whose Girlfriend Was Found Stuck to the Toilet After Staying in the Bathroom for Two Years?”

  1. no way, i totally think that woman who raped the mormon and evaded capture by posing as a traveling mime only to pop up again for cloning her beloved doggy is the weirdest story this year.

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