It’s Lincoln’s birthday once again, and as is semi-long-standing tradition, a score or so of local men have been growing Lincolnesque beards and will celebrate tonight by dressing as their hero and getting extremely intoxicated. New this year: The Lincolns have a van (with a non-extremely-intoxicated driver), making them more mobile than ever and possibly marauding at a bar near you:
well be starting in Georgetown, making our way to alibi, can can and green room at showbox then up to [Capitol] hill around 11… We plan to hit moe bar, cha cha and havana at the end for dancing, probably around 12 or 1230…
[Spelling &etc. are not the Lincolns’ strong point.]
Here is “the best photo from last year”:
One would not want to run into this Lincoln in a dark alley.
They have a van? Couldn’t they have sprung for a . . . Lincoln? (Ba-da-bump)
those beards are hawt…seriously!
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IT WAS A CASUAL EMAIL BETHANY!!!
YOU CANT SPELL ABE!!!
They should have a bunch of John Wilkes Booth look-alikes follow them from bar to bar or always sit behind them or something.
I have a Lincoln outfit. Are girl Lincolns welcome too?
They are welcome indeed…
looks like lincoln isn’t dead, just been imprisoned at guantanamo. and by the looks of it, he is showing malice towards all.
Their presidential sexiness…es? I’d like to take Lincoln out, get him (them) drunk and whisper sweet… oh wait, he is (they are) already drunk. I was fortunate enough to run into this wild bunch last year at the cha-cha, it was a night that I will not soon forget… especially since I took advantage of a photo-op with them. Hooray for Drinkin’ Lincolns!
Cat
That Lincoln bought a dime bag from an undercover cop, said something ill about Bush and is now gettin out of gitmo…Best of luck Honest Abe…
&etc.? Seriously? It’s &c., or etc., NOT &etc.