Why? Because Satan, like his ultimate adversary, God, does not exist…
Publishing circles were abuzz today with the news that the new memoir by former Vice President Dick Cheney features a foreword by an unusual contributor: Satan.
In his introduction, the Prince of Darkness said he rarely reads political memoirs but made an exception in the case of Mr. Cheney “because we had worked so closely together in the past.”
Something that doesn’t exist can’t write a foreword for anybody. To write a foreword you must first exist in the world, and existing in the world means you are made of matter, much of which was manufactured in the core of stars. So you need stars for Satan to exist.
Lynn wrote it. Six of one…
So you’re shilling now for a third rate comedian?
You mean Dick Cheney is not actually the Prince of Darkness?
@1 – Or Liz the Princess Infanta of Dimness
I’m glad we’re spending more time talking about the piece of shit that is Dick Cheney.
@4 Don’t you mean snarling piece of shit?
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!
That’s foreword, not forward.
‘better knowledge is typically the result’? Correct sentence structure comes from reading and understanding books.
Charles,
So, Borowitz believes the “Prince of Darkness” wrote the forward to Cheney’s new memoir. Cheney a minion of Satan? Hmm? Bit of a stretch but Borowitz is entitled to his own fantasy.
Not that funny or creative.