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Megan Seling is The Stranger's managing editor. She mostly writes about hockey, snacks, and music. And sometimes her dog, Johnny Waffles. More by Megan Seling
PETA’s main advertiser is Omaha Steaks? Beautiful.
Sea Kittens taste best with tartar sauce. Just like real kittens.