Sign the petition at seakittens.com, and save the Sea Kittens from the brutal threat of extinction! Because, as they say, “Who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?”
(Update: Thanks to Nat for the tip—and yeah, guys, it’s a joke.)
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Sponsored by Omaha steaks. HA thats awesome.
Seakittens is SO two weeks ago.
Too bad we can’t give you $10.
I am going to have some Sea Kitten for lunch at the Sushi Bar. I like the young tender Sea Kitten for sushi. It is TASTY!!!!
I also like to feed some Sea Kitten to my Kitten at home too. He thinks it’s puuuuuurfection!!
This is retarded. And not cool retarded either.
I guess my straight guy friends are right. Pussy does smell like fish.
I hope you don’t mind that I signed your name to the petition.
I saw the PETA logo and closed the window. Don’t give those lunatic motherfuckers any more publicity than they already drum up for themselves with stupid antics (rarely having ANYTHING to do with animal rights).
that website was written on some seriously strong kool-aid
Me. I want to put a hook through a sea kitten.
i want an omaha steak with a side of sea kitten for dinner tonight.
Save the Sea Kittens-eat filet mignon wrapped in bacon.
PETA never ceases to amuse…
It’s got to be a parody website.
@ 12
Peta wishes. If you are careful, you can get it to stay as a frame ad and visit their cattle cruelty page-all with the delicious steaks at the ready.
PETA and Omaha Steaks… what a match made in heaven.
Signing internet petitions is about as productive as masturbating, but only a tenth as pleasureable.
I wanna see Pamala Anderson take a press junket to the Amazon for a photo-op where she excoriates some indigenous people for eating river-kittens to provide the protein in their diet. She should point out that eating animals in order to live is the exact moral equivalent of killing people for sport. Then she should get on a private jet, take off from a private airstrip cut into the heart of the rainforest, and fly back to LA. to pose for a PETA photo shoot promoting “plastic, not leather.”
I prefer to eat land kittens.
Sea kittens taste best with tartar sauce. Just like Land Kittens.
I think it would be more effective to just call them sea herpes.. something that would make you really not want to eat them.
@ 12 – peta’s real sea kitten website (http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/) does not have omaha steak ads at the top but is exactly the same in every other way. someone funny just added a steak banner to the real website and named it seakittens.com. i had to check it out – the omaha steak thing had me cracking up (it made my day a little bit better).
@19 – what a great idea! that would be WAY more effective. you should suggest it to peta!
@20
Should have known it was too good to be true. Ah well, still made for some laughs.
It’s so sad when people just don’t give a fuck about racism/sexism/gay rights/animal rights/the environment/public health/not eliminating species/preserving ecology. (The first 3 have nothing to do with sea kittens but it’s the same people.)
What are Cows? Pasture Puppies? Grass Pandas? …and pigs? What of pigs?
previously in sea kittens …
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archive…
@23
But what if I order the Sea Kitten baked not fried, refuse the styro container and for the left overs by bring my own container from home, and refrain from referring to the waiter or waitress as “Honey” or “Sweatheart?”
Ask any mermaid you happen to see,
“What’s the best tuna?”
Kitten of the Sea.
I like my sea kittens grilled. Costco has Tom Douglas’s “Rub With Love” in big glass bottles for pretty cheap. Tartar sauce on the side, a little lemon, butter, and pepper on top… yum.
Is this a sea kitten too?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=431_12326…