Look into the eyes of one of your co-workers and say this out loud:

My Dixie Wrecked.
My Dixie Wrecked.
My Dixie Wrecked.
My Dixie Wrecked.
My Dixie Wrecked.

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

12 replies on “Say It, 5 Times Fast”

  1. We are here at Slog, where we’ve secretly replaced the normal contributors with third-graders. Let’s see if anyone can tell the difference!

  2. Wouldn’t that be a dickish thing to do to your coworker? Or isn’t it dickish to suggest we do this to our coworkers? Isn’t sexual harassment dickish?

  3. I have a lvl 70 Troll rogue (yeah i admit to being a wowfag)
    AND im an accomplished freerunner. Karate doesnt teach you to run on walls bitch.

  4. My friends and I have acquired ambien (about 8 pills) and we wish to use it as a recreational drug, to have a pretty good time. We’re not trying to trip serious balls, but rather just get pretty trippy, maybe hallucinate a bit. I’d like all useful information on the drug, including recommended dosage, bad side affects, things you shouldn’t take with it, and most importantly: stories.

  5. The bush years are over, and now all my favorite blogs just ramble aimlessly about nothing. I guess that’s a good thing. Maybe I should get back to playing Tennis or something

  6. Read aloud over and over:

    I am sofa king re-todd did.
    I am sofa king re-todd did.
    I am sofa king re-todd did.
    I am sofa king re-todd did.
    I am sofa king re-todd did.

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