Can the Seahawks open the season 2-0? Can you possibly resist buying some of these Seahawks “pouf” garters for that someone special? Could my fantasy team be any worse? Discuss.

(The answer to the last question is an unequivocal no.)
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Can the Seahawks open the season 2-0? Can you possibly resist buying some of these Seahawks “pouf” garters for that someone special? Could my fantasy team be any worse? Discuss.

(The answer to the last question is an unequivocal no.)
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Whenever a Slog post ends “discuss.”, I’m a little turned-off. We’ll discuss whatever we please.
So far, not so good.
Is it really hovering around 100 degrees in Denver? Is that possible?
Yep. 98 for me about two miles from the stadium.
Go Broncos!
Field goal unit.
Tate!
Up another degree since I checked. Ah, but it’s a dry heat – 4% humidity.
My root-for team, the Vikings, looked really sloppy today… lots of missed opportunities and lazy playing (except from AP, who rocked as usual!). Farve’s three interceptions and fumble in the end zone didn’t help. Losing to a team from Florida (vomit) only makes me more disappointed.
Sigh.
Still, it looks like a LOT of teams are having trouble getting in the groove today.
Now these are the Seahawks I know and love! I was a little discombobulated, what with the lopsided win last week.
Speaking of fantasy football, both of my teams went up against LeSean McCoy today.
Blurg.
Favre should have stayed retired. He hasn’t had it in years.
They made that look easy.
I like it that Carrol is a gambler…but offense just sucks.
Eh, this one’s over.
Can Seattle football suck any worse????…really????
status quo ante
Why do I keep hearing that they have a player named “Golden Taint”?
Oklahoma City Seahawks.
I know there is a time difference and he teaches at NWern, but wtf? Tyler Colvin got “pierced” in the chest with broken bat shrapnel? Has that ever happened before in the history of baseball?
Am I the only one seeing vagina dentante instead of footballs?
Yes, you are.
No, no, and yes.
Those pouf garters are actually part of the players’ uniforms. Hiyooooo!
@9,
I’m not so sure… before the start of last season I would have agreed. However, Favre had one of the best seasons in his career last year. He’s a strange one to figure out.