34 replies on “Seahawks vs Bears – Non-Cynical Edition”

  1. Okay, so far Jay Cutler’s thrown a 58-yard TD pass, Matt Forte has run over and through the Seattle defense, the Bears’ secondary has maintained tight coverage, and Marshawn Lynch has shown all the “Beastmode” of a tortoise on Valium.
    How ya doin’?

  2. Isn’t the point of football to make touch downs? Because if the Seahawks made some touch downs they wouldn’t be getting their asses handed to them 21 to 0.

  3. If the Seahawks were somehow to come back at this point*, would that be the biggest choke in NFL history, on the part of the Bears?

    *context: I’m cracking myself up, just typing that nonsense

  4. @ 5 – the largest playoff comeback is the Bills coming back from 35-3 against the Oilers to win 41-38, with bonus points for doing it with a back-up QB.

    But given that the Seahawks are probably the worst playoff team in NFL history, yes, this would probably be worse.

  5. No hustle and flow by the defense as there has been the past two weeks. No offense either. Altogether though the season can be considered a successful one for first year coach Pete Carroll.

  6. BREAKING: Seattle police have just announced a massive manhunt for the men who last week posed as local NFL team, the Seattle Seahawks.

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