“GET THIS AWAY FROM ME. I’M WHITE.”
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West


There’s an article on J-Beebs in there. I wouldn’t want it either.
My understanding is that not wanting the reborn Vibe coming to your house is a feeling that cuts across all demographic lines.
Nothing says sexy like a man-boob with Honest Abe tattooed on it.
Charles is looking good!
I guess even man boobs are uneven. Brothers, not twins.
Oh, is that all? I was expecting a photo of a pile of unwanted phone books.
This would have been funny if the note had hinted at racism. But it didn’t, so…
Somebody’s Maxim subscription started showing up at my address a couple of months ago. If anybody’s not getting theirs they night wanna double check the address.
What @6 said.
What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?
Is “Porn Addicts” a musical group, or did they write an article about people addicted to porn?