It’s time for The Stranger‘s free reader valentines! We’re taking submissions now for our February 12th issue. Let that certain someone know you’re thinking of him or her. For free!
(And for those of you without a special someone this year, don’t fret. The Stranger‘s annual Valentine’s Day Bash is Saturday, February 14th at Neumo’s. “Bring a memento from a failed relationship, and Dan Savage will destroy it on stage in a sick, twisted, satisfying way.”)

Would you be offended if I wrote your boyfriend a sweet valentine? I know he has thing for me.
Yay!
Yay! Submitted. I love Valentine’s Day.
Hurrah 🙂
@1-One to a person! If you use yours on Megan’s boyfriend instead of me, I’ll be forced to give yours to a very tall lesbian dominatrix…or Aaron Dilley. Either way!
Megan, “reader Valentine’s!” isn’t possessive and doesn’t need to be capitalized… it’s plural and should be “valentines.” Valentine’s Day = possessive and a proper noun. A pile of valentines (not possessive, not capped). Make a note of it.
@6 Stupid error fixed. I blame my stupidity on the fact I didn’t eat lunch.