Look, guys. It’s time we start respecting the fact that monkeys have sex. A LOT OF IT. And they’ll have it just about anywhere… including the hood of your car. So, in the future, if you happen to see two monkeys having sex on the hood of your car, can you please just be cool about it? Instead of laughing hysterically? You’re doing NOTHING for these monkeys’ self-esteem. Absolutely nothing.
(P.S. This video may be NSFW depending upon how your employer feels about two monkeys boning on the hood of a car. I’m okay with it.)

13 replies on “Sex-Having Monkeys Issue a Sincere Plea”

  1. This is every guy’s fantasy.

    The chick monkey comes running to the dude and begs him for it.

    Then he takes like 7 seconds to do it and goes to sleep.

    And the chick monkey doesn’t complain about not being satisfied or making him read books and crap about being a better lover.

  3. @1: Seriously, that’s every guy’s fantasy? Then stand up and shake off the chains, dude! No man should have to put up with a GGG woman who likes getting off on hours of hot sex — what kind of oppressive bullshit is that?!

  7. They are speaking Polish and making fun of its ass. Then they mistake the male for the female’s father, which leads them to be very surprised…

  8. i once went on safari in kenya during a full moon and them mickeyfickeys was doin it on the roof of my tent..screaming and bucking all.night. long.
    we ain’t got diddley compared to momkey sex

  11. I am really going to have to rethink the ramifications of using the phrase “honey lets go home and fuck like monkeys!”…sigh

  13. Oh! the only thing funnier than the monkeys was the reaction from those Polish people in the car. Their hysterical laugh is very catching=) I wonder where did they shoot this? Africa? Australia?
    P.S. Q: Why do hippos have sex in the water?
    A: How else do you get a 400 pound p~ssy wet?

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