Why does Savage always wear the same shirt when he appears on national television news programs?
Because I keep one button-down shirt at work that I can toss in my bike bag when I have to ride down Fisher Plaza—where I always say hi to Marlee Ginter—to do an interview with CNN or MSNBC. I don’t own a lot of button-down shirts because I don’t like wearing them and I don’t really give a shit how I look. And I only wear collared shirts on TV because they need to clip the mic to something and my right nipple won’t do. But I hear you, Sloggers: my limited selection of button-down shirts make me a bad fag and I look slovenly on TV and the few button-down shirts I do own are the wrong color, cut, style, etc., and I’m wearing them all wrong. But I suspect that if I wore a different button-down shirt every time I was on TV—or if I wore more stylish shirts, and wore them well (perhaps with an ascot?)—Sloggers would bitch about me being a typical fashion-obsessed fag and rap me for all the money I’m blowing on clothes. There’s no pleasing you people.
Dan keep up the good fight, you’re a fantastic advocate for our rights! I always try to view your TV appearances, however, regarding your shirt situation, I do think you need to bump it up a bit. I agree blue always looks good on TV, that said, try a fitted blue chambray dress shirt. It’s a very polished and professional look (oh and lose the t-shirt underneath, kinda sloppy.)
You are selling your ideas. Your ideas are looking to hook up at a party. Make sure they wear a nicely ironed, light-blue shirt, for the Love of God.
Haha. Go figure the Sloggers would get on Dan for something like this. I say who cares, and I at least own a dress shirt for every day of the week myself… but I won’t fault you, Dan, for sticking with a go-to shirt.