Why does Savage always wear the same shirt when he appears on national television news programs?
Because I keep one button-down shirt at work that I can toss in my bike bag when I have to ride down Fisher Plaza—where I always say hi to Marlee Ginter—to do an interview with CNN or MSNBC. I don’t own a lot of button-down shirts because I don’t like wearing them and I don’t really give a shit how I look. And I only wear collared shirts on TV because they need to clip the mic to something and my right nipple won’t do. But I hear you, Sloggers: my limited selection of button-down shirts make me a bad fag and I look slovenly on TV and the few button-down shirts I do own are the wrong color, cut, style, etc., and I’m wearing them all wrong. But I suspect that if I wore a different button-down shirt every time I was on TV—or if I wore more stylish shirts, and wore them well (perhaps with an ascot?)—Sloggers would bitch about me being a typical fashion-obsessed fag and rap me for all the money I’m blowing on clothes. There’s no pleasing you people.
Please, Dan, you could wear just one shirt for every appearance, but maybe you could consider a more flattering color and fabric? Go to Nordy’s, splurge on one nice shirt you could keep at work. You deserve it…
That truth is more more hilarious than my truth of getting much less money than originally thought.
There’s a lot of pleasing us people, a lot. We adore you, srsly. But it’s no trouble to unbutton the collar points and spread ’em out a bit to avoid over-narrowing the appearance of your face. Strictly dutch-uncle advice.
Don’t you listen to them, Princess. You’re just fine like you are.
Will do, 3. And 1? I got that shirt at Nordy’s!
You sound like most middle-aged Dads. “I got this one shirt that works for such and such.” And you will wear that shirt until there is nothing left or your spouse gets you another shirt.
I agree with #6, you DO sound like someone pushing 50.
i bet you that Fisher Plaza would let you keep a small wardrobe there – shirts, ties, jacket.
look like a pro.
Dan, I love you just the way you are… actually you remind me of my dad, who has one perfectly nice shirt for all “dress” occasions. I find it endearing.
Go downstairs to Value Village and get 3 or 4 used shirts for $20 or less.
Would they allow you to do interviews shirtless? (Not that I’m requesting that.)
Maybe you could stop by Bonney Watson on the way? They likely have a couple suits just hanging around that you can easily slip in and out of because of the giant tear up the back.
Dan, why don’t you ask Terry to buy you some shirts specifically for TV appearances? You’ll get out of the work of buying more shirts and you’ll give Terry a chance to feel he’s doing something nice for you.
Isn’t that what marriage is all about? 🙂
I think that, just maybe, there’s a middle ground somewhere between “I will wear this one shirt until I die” and “I must throw my shirts away every time I wear them, lest I suffer the embarrassment of repeat wearings.”
Like maybe owning two shirts. Or, maybe, if you’re feeling crazy, three. : )
Wait, wait, why can’t they clip the mic to your nipple??
@8: Dan has stated on the record that he doesn’t wear ties.
Besides, he doesn’t need a stinkin’ tie.
What he says is more important that how a certain shirt ‘reads’ on camera.
It was a very nicely done segment. Bravo Dan.
@5, Oh, ummm… it’s great. Really. Um, go with #3…
You don’t look slovenly in the clip, and actually your shirt looks fine.
I say we get Tim Gunn in here to get you some snappy looking TV clothes. And while he’s at it we can teach America a valuable lesson: Not all homos care about/are interested in/knowledgeable about fashion.
Suspenders and t-shirt. Like Mork.
I think you’d look really nice in blue.
only beef with the shirt is that you look like you’re drowning in it. a tailor can take it in for $15.
You can never have too many ascots Dan! maybe a boating hat to go with it?
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@23 FTW! Now stop it. You’re killing me!
You’ll always be THE hawt DILF to me, Dan ; )
Dude. Plaid is out.
DKNY is so last century.
Accessorize – I’d recommend a nifty beret.
We’re just doing you a favor, Dan.
If you want to look like a pasty corpse keep wearing beige…
What’s your size, Dan?
I’m thinking maybe at the next Slog Happy some of the Sloggers would be happy to bring some hand-me-downs that would look great on you.
What do you think, team?
for someone who doesn’t “really give a shit how I look” you sure do seem to obsess over how the BODY under the shirt looks, Mr Big Guns…
Don’t you work right next to Value Village? Problem solved, dude.
Not an ascot, but cravattes are lovely.
I’m sure plenty of sloggers will send you shirts now.
But I’d certainly like to see you with the mike stuck to your nipple sometime.
@Matt Hickey: I love the idea! A dress Dan Savage Slog Happy.
Yes!
As you no doubt know there are loads men who get off on sending expensive attire to others (usually to a dominatrix). Just saying…
(anyway you’ve got my email address)
Don’t let them dress you, Dan! It’ll become a competition to see which of their shirts you wear first.
@28, 32 – I think I have a vanilla ice cream suit somewhere …
Yes, but if WE dress Dan at a Slog Happy, everyone will bring their paper-doll dress-up clothes – Dress Dan as a Cowboy! Dress Dan as a Grunge Boy Circa 1992! Dress Dan as a Midwest Tourist in NYC! It’d be kind of like the Slog version of the Village People.
I think Dan should buy a new shirt for every teevee appearance then auction off the wardrobe in this year’s Strangercrombie.
I thought you were great on Countown, Dan. Keep fighting the good fight.
Oh, Dan, it’s charming. You’re such a Seattleite that way. <3
I agree with 10, 18 & 30.
People will always complain – even when you do everything right – especially when you’re in the public eye like you are.
HOWEVER
There is NO crime in having a couple of shirts or outfits that make you look like a well-dressed man when you need to. Gay or straight, we ARE still men, and sometimes, a nice shirt or nice outfit can brighten your outlook (and your look). Aside from when I have to wear business casual attire for jobs, and suits for occasions, I’m a jeans & t-shirt guy all the way. I’m sure your husband loves you as is, but get a few nice things just for YOURSELF.
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Well, now I feel lame, because I didn’t notice his shirt at all. I must be very unobservant, I’m too busy listening to what he’s saying and watching his facial expressions. I’ll try and be more observant about his shirt next time, but I can’t promise it.
Jesus, Dan, just be glad someone noticed. It means you are watched a lot.
@28 great idea.
Since I am beginning transitioning from male to female. . . I am getting rid of all my guy clothes.
What size is Dan?
One blue dress shirt (blue dress shirts look better on camera vs white. Problem solved.
I have a decent shirt you might like Dan, and it will be fine for TV… I am not sure how you will feel about the leather collar, though.
I think it was Karl Lagerfeld who said that a man should find the one thing he looks best in and wear only that. So as long as it’s clean, I think you’re okay.
I love watching Dan, but I always think that shirt washes him out. I don’t care about the number of shirts, but I also vote for blue:)
Dan – Hit the clearance rack at J. Crew. You’ll be glad you did.
How come you can’t get your nipple pierced?
Fuck them all — wear what you want. No need to worry about wearing the same thing all the time b/c THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING POINT? Who are these assholes criticizing your shirt (!?!?!?!) for goddamn’s sake? What the hell???
Disclosure: I just went shopping for shoes and bought two pairs of the same style in two colors hoping they will last for years. shopping sucks. anyone who wants to hear your message shouldn’t give a shit what you wear.