DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS??!?!!?!?
In the first week of our head-to-head charity drive, Slog commenters have raised $6,390 more than Gawker commenters to ensure that hungry people will have full bellies this winter. Oh Slog, some days I would tongue you like a caramel if I could!
I know you already know this—no one on Slog is suffering from a lack of self-esteem—but you guys are AWESOME. The only thing left to do is make it official, if you haven’t already: Donate to Northwest Harvest, forward us your receipt, and we’ll instantly* update your commenter handle with an AWESOME PERSON tag** so Northwest Harvest and those skinny fucks at Gawker know it, too.
*Not exactly instantly, but quickly!
**Be sure to tell us your handle and/or the email address your slog account is registered under!


So when does my tag show up again?
Yeah, I’m awesome.
I did not even know I was awesome until now.
Done!
You don’t get one, Will. The sheer inanity of your never-ending comments negates the Awesome tag.
I know all the tags show up on the profile page, but couldn’t you have kept the Strangercrombie 2010 one in comments for at least a year?