As mentioned, the Slog drone recently spotted Stranger books editor Paul Constant as he was reading in the park.

Some have been wondering what recreational uses this drone might be put to aside from going up and coming back down, and here is one: It can hover on over to Paul, flip from its nose camera to its bottom-mounted camera, and then peer down at Paul’s filthy, filthy reading material.

What should the Slog drone do next?

Eli Sanders was The Stranger's associate editor. His book, "While the City Slept," was a finalist for the Washington State Book Award and the Dayton Literary Peace Prize. He once did this and once won...