I’ll be there. Will you?
(And if you’ve never been to a Slog Happy, this would be an excellent first time experience. You don’t have to exchange presents with anyone or read bad poetry or anything. You can just come down, drink, and talk to nice folks about bacon and pitbulls and the Viaduct. You might even walk away with a free book! And if you’re shy, you can hide out off to the side and enjoy a corndog until you work up the courage to introduce yourself—the $2 wells might help with that. We’re nice! I swear!)
No, I have to do volunteer work with the homeless on Thursday night.
The consumption of corn dogs is the gateway to male-on-male fellatio, which leads to homosexuality, which leads in turn to socialism. I don’t want my children’s children breaking rocks in a gulag. Therefore on Slog Happy night, I’ll be demonstrating my commitment to both heterosexuality and American patriotism by staying home and masturbating to a photograph of Ann Coulter.
@2 You should take a close look at Ann Coulter’s neck sometime.
@2 – yeah, Lisa Bloom really did a number on Ann Coulter last night.
Corn dogs are man food. Kind of.
I’ll be demonstrating my commitment to both heterosexuality and American patriotism by staying home and masturbating to a photograph of Ann Coulter.
Dude. Tom Selleck is more femme.
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Speak for yourself, I’m not nice.
This will be the 13th slog happy running that Will in Seattle will be wearing his sweet SIFF t-shirt.
Mmmm… Well drinks. It tastes like… BURNING!
“The consumption of corn dogs is the gateway to male-on-male fellatio”
This will undoubtedly come as news to the usual clientele of the Wildrose, who for the most part couldn’t perform male-on-male fellatio if their lives depended on it, and wouldn’t want to even if they could.
@5 for the win.
And I’ve got probably 20 SIFF t-shirts, so I doubt it’s the same one. Besides, sometimes I wear turtlenecks.
@2, best imitation of a slog troll *ever*
@7: you are a damn liar. You’re very nice. Some Slog mob members are assholes, but they finally got the hint and stopped showing up.
I’ll probably be there, although Thursday continues to be the worst day for my wife, since she is working up north until 6:30.
whos bringing the ricin?
I heard from the elite staff last friday that this week is to be anthrax. Anthrax is in this season. I mean really, who distribute ricin after laborday?! *oh snap*
@7, I’d say we’re more frightening than not nice. I just get excited easily, especially when corndogs and $2 wells are involved.