Slow and Steady: Kitten Rides Tortoise

1. Damn.

   I was hoping for a good article on How To Train Your Kitten To Avoid Catsup and Pit Bulls.

2. are they the pets of a cardboard hoarder?

3. Lazy fucking cat.

4. Now I’m going to bum you right out: those giant angular bumps on the shell? That’s long-term malnutrition. The effects are painful, irreversible, and left unchecked, fatal. Don’t feed reptiles people-food, morons.

   The youtube comments were full of people saying “hey, you should get that checked out” years after the fact. Heartbreaking.

5. better with the sound off

6. Best thing I’ve seen on the Internet today!!

7. I’m sad that someone sat down and wrote and played that music.

8. This is the like the eighth cat on a turtle I’ve seen today, and frankly, they were all cuter than this one.

9. Yeah, the kitty doesn’t look like its in the best of conditions either. And don’t get me started on the carpet. Looks like it has protein deprivation.

10. Maybe it needs some gulf Oil to round out it’s diet?

11. the music is from an N64 game called diddy kong racing. it had nothing on mario kart except for the fact that you could race cars, hovercrafts or airplanes.

12. Were they hovercraft driven by kittens?

13. @4 Oh man, Nat, now I feel really guilty for posting this. Poor tortoise! Malnourished and forced to ferry that damn kitten around.

14. I’m finding the stuff in the background (cardboard hoard, shag carpet, etc.) almost as entertaining as the focus of the video.

15. They stapled the kittens paws to the tortoise’s shell, and then shot them both up with heroin to keep them docile. Also the kitten’s underside is coated with urine.

    Your welcome.

16. This is good, but kittens on a Roomba has a little more action (although less carefully stored shredded cardboard…)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTxW3GWZ5…

17. That’s an African Sulcata tortoise. Also known as the ‘spike shell tortoise’. It’s not malnourished, thats just how that species shell is shaped.

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