And Christopher Frizzelle, our editor, is drinking a fruit punch one right now. I am tempted to join him.
UPDATE: There is no Popcorn flavor left. Votes for Popcorn flavor will be disregarded.
UPDATE 2: Watermelon it is. DAMN YOU PEOPLE.
UPDATE 3: Bethany Jean Clement hoarded all the fruit punch, so all that is left is watermelon. This poll was basically pointless. Anyway, I’m now drinking watermelon.

I call shenanigans. We need photos of Grant drinking a popcorn Four Loko. is that a real thing??
When I opened the page, I only saw the top 1/3rd of the pic. It looked like you were holding a dildo. Didn’t know what to expect.
SAVE ME ONE DAMMIT!!!!
Doh. I didn’t read the update before I voted. Oh well.
I can’t imagine “popcorn” flavored Four Loko doing anything other than induce vomiting.
Orange blend is the best* Four Loko flavor that I’ve tried (which I’ve been doing a lot of since last week), but I haven’t come across popcorn.
Running to the corner store real quick to stock up if they haven’t already been pulled.
*best being relative term in this case…they all taste like shit!
The only one i’ve ever been able to find in NYC is Watermelon. It tasted like jolly ranchers dissolved into cheap beer. I didn’t hate it.
I can’t believe you all can function well enough to produce a newspaper each week.
If you ever open up a Stranger branch in Calgary, I’m forwarding my resume.