In its entirety:

Is that right? Still it’s truth all the same. He is very manly and reliable. There are your pension papers.

It is my honor. Is that right? How quick you are! Was it nature? Prove all things! We need your donations more than ever! One feels so free in it.

My opinion is the general opinion. The trial was at hand. Cut it out and take it. The siren had recovered her thrall. So she made things easier. And well the secret has been kept. At the legal five per cent. Even a little one.

Anthony Hecht is The Stranger's Chief Technology Officer. He owns no monkeys.

9 replies on “Spam Of The Day”

  1. I like “The siren had recovered her thrall.”

    I’d been kinda worried about that siren. Thank goodness she’s got her thrall back!!

  2. There was a guy that used to post paragraphs of shit like this here on SLOG. He’d superfluously sign his name at the bottom of every post, but I can’t remember his name (which probably had three parts, as any good asshole’s would.)

  3. @5 You’ve inspired me to want to troll some random site (maybe one of those Male Power groups) and go by the handle, Richard Kennedy Fitzgerald. They can call me Dick and be accurate!

  4. I got one similar to that today. It didn’t contain any links or anything.

    Young gentlemen give suppers. What are the poor things to do? He’s about done the job now. What year would it be? That is all.
    What more can they want? Is that right? He’s about done the job now. What horrible work this chemistry is!None for us! This is a great pity. Every woman should learn a trade. Can you catch!
    You know this town very well? Binfc peered up at the Demon’s exit. What are you doing here? He plays the game by its rules. Now something else.

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