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You have said some outrageous shit in your life, but this is a new low. You’re honestly going to sit there and tell me that of all the Chunky Soups, your actual favorite one is Sirloin Burger? Fucking Sirloin Burger? Seriously? Come on!
We’ve had the conversation about the so-called “classic” Chicken Noodle. I’ll grant you that. But the fact that you’re straight up ignoring Hearty Italian-Style Wedding with Meatballs & Spinach, to say nothing of Jammin’ Jerk Chicken with Rice & Beans or Jazzy Jambalaya with Chicken, Sausage, and Ham—how am I not supposed to take it personally?…