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So hang on a second. Let me see if I heard you correctly. What I heard you say—and forgive me, my hearing isn’t what it used to be—but according to my memory, you’re saying you don’t like apple juice? Do I have that right? You don’t like apple juice? Seriously? Apple juice? Apple juice. You don’t like apple juice. What do you mean you don’t like apple juice? I love apple juice. Apple juice is the best. It’s probably my favorite juice, actually. And yet, somehow, you claim not to like it. What don’t you like about it? How cold and sweet and perfect it is?…