OK, I’ve just about had enough. It’s really wrong to call the anti-government anti-Obama most-insane faction of the Republican Party “teabaggers.” It has to stop: it’s politically counterproductive and most of all it is simply disrespectful
to a perfectly fine sex act.
Think about it: all across America, liberal men and women are perhaps hesitating to offer to be teabagged, or to request to teabag, because doing so brings to mind racist moronic right-wing sex-negative fucktards. This locution is potentially damaging the sex lives of limber libertine liberals everywhere.
So knock it off. And, yeah, I’m looking at you, Paul Constant.
Instead, I nominate “teahadists” since that points out the cultural and political similarities of our Christianist potential overlords and the jihadist Islamists with whom they share so many cultural values, including imposing their religion on the rest of us through law, hatred of the American government, misogyny, homophobia, and thinking that scrotal-focused oral sex is nasty.
So stop calling them “teabaggers” already.
How about “Tealiban”?
I (think I) coined the term Teacups.
Of course, I then found it too has a lascivious meaning via the always ready to turn a term for a piece of furniture into sex object “Urban Dictionary”.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph…
I get your point, but I will never ever call them anything but a bunch of filthy lying teabaggers.
Did I miss your post on Carlos Silva?
Two Teabaggers, One Cup.
A coworker calls them “Liptonians.” I prefer the term “Palin-Americans” which can also be used for retarded people (sorry retarded people).
Sheesh. Next thing you know we can’t use the noun “santorum” in a sentence either.
You know your right let’s just call them racists, you know, cause they are.
Great use of the jump, sir.
How about Fucking Illinois Bastards, or FIBs as my step mom in Wisconsin calls them.
Teabagging is not a perfectly fine sex act. It’s, at best, a third rate sex act. At best. There are a good two dozen body parts you can have more fun with than getting all jiggy with your scrote.
I mean, yes, I know some of you fuckers out there on the Interwebs have a scrotum fetish, and that’s great, more power to you, GGG, blah, blah, blah, bla-blah… You know who you are. Nobody else tries teabagging more than once.
The Tea Party deserves “teabagger” and “teabagger” deserves the Tea Party.
More Slog writers should use jumps for punchlines. Well done.
I like what Bill Maher said about the matter, “I’ll stop calling them Teabaggers when they stop calling it Obamacare.”
Good point. Henceforth I shall refer to them as the “Shit-For-Brains Party”
Teatards?
First of all, given the recipients, I don’t think it is disrespectful to those who enjoy teabagging to call those fucktards teabaggers. Their squeamishness alone makes it better than respectful to the act of teabagging, since those people are so sexually repressed anyway.
I enjoy having my scrot licked, nibbled and sucked. Does that make me a teabagger or teabaggee?
Yeah..um, nope. Still teabaggers. “Santorum leakers” is just too long.
How bout just Tea Partiers? Using the term teabaggers is juvenile
Teaturds.
Teatwats.
Teaballs.
Teatitties.
No? Sorry, they will always be teabaggers to me.
This a perfect example of someone who should not be allowed to by a weapon. Beyond moonbatsville.
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Learn to spell, moron.
I agree.
I just call them ignorant, violent bigots-
saves me from having to explain what “teabagging” is.
Neo-Fascist, Racist, Right-Wing Submorons would be the most accurate, but that doesn’t exactly roll right off the tongue, unlike a great pair of balls.
Anyone good with acronyms?
Yeah, but.. but… calling them teabaggers is just so hilarious! It was particularly fun for the first few months before they realized what we were calling them. But, now that they know, it’s even funnier!
When they stop saying “Obamacare”, “DemocRAT Party”, and “Kenyan” when they mean “nigger”.
Do any teahadists besides Larry Craig hang out in teahouses?
I don’t see any legit journalists using that term anymore. I see it in the Stranger all the time, though. Huh.
I don’t use it because I don’t want to contribute one iota to their perceived victimhood.
Also, when they stop calling the President “Barry Hussein” or whatever.
Hatriots