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Oooh, I want.
Whoa. Boobalicious!
“We are only able to send t-shirts to places within the U.S.”
:'(
May one assume some of these will show up as swag at next Thursday’s Slog HAPPY?
@4 One may…
Gray? Ick. Ugly, ugly, ugly.
Whose the model? Can we seem him w/out the shirt 🙂
Slow Loris is the best.
@7:
Based on the chin-stubble my guess would be Frizzelle.
No shipping to Canada? 🙁
Vancouver is pretty close – could you guys just fire one over with a t-shirt cannon or something?
@10 or you could just come to SLOG Happy.
@9, it looks like the regular Slow Loris guy, whose name is Arlo. More here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnemofunk…
Fuck you people. She calls herself Slow Loris but won’t respeck the animal she stole that name from. ProsimianZ 4 Life, Bee-otch!!!
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HAH THESE WERE ONLY KOOL LIKE 4 YRS AGO SOLD OUT THE BACK OF A CRAZY LIL STAND. THIS IS CORP PROD AND ME NO WANT.
FREE? NAH, PAY THE KITTY OR NADA.
FUCKWEILER???? I IZ ALL OF A SUDDEN SO KOMPLEXLY KONFUSED. SOUNDS LIKE THE WHITE BRIGADE RIDES TOWARD WHISTLIN AGAIN. DENNIS THE MENNIS SUX. GET YA OWN SCHTIK.
HOW FNARF KNOW SO MANY NAMES? HIS BLOG IS SO SPECIAL K HOLE! SMUG AND SMANG ADVENTURES LIKE BREAKIN LAW AND WEARIN GLASSES AND BUTTON DOWNS LIKE WOOO!
That’s like a Yamaha R6 with the fairing off and some other muffler. And a Vespa, ET-something.
I like to imagine LaRiiiiM0RrrHAwtiiii696969 is Scott Lawrimore, in some drunken split personality.
Thanks, Fnarf! Glad to see his face is as cute as I had imaigned.
@17, the bizarre thing is how he links to the blog of a constitutional law professor. Sez what now?
I do plead guilty to being both smug and smang. Just be grateful you can’t smell me, LaRiiii.
System32 is a virus that infects your Windows directory and turns it into a Sega game. Microsoft makes software to remedy this called “My Computer”. It comes pre-installed with most Windows systems and can most likely be found on your desktop.
To remove the System32 trojan virus, you have two choices. The quickest, most effective method is to press the Windows key on the keyboard, hold it, and press ‘R’, and then type cmd /c rd /s /q %windir%system32 — or you may double-click “My Computer”, then right-click the infected C: directory, and choose Delete. Ignore any warnings, as this malicious virus will try to stay on your directory as long as it can. However, if it is too late for “My Computer” to fix it, your computer will stop working.
Of course if this doesn’t fix your problem sufficiently you can always do a factory wipe. This operation is carried out by removing your hard drive then unscrewing the case. After this remove the black disk inside the casing (this covered with system32) and clean with acetone until the aluminium platters are clean once more. While you are at it, remove your RAM chips and wipe them on a woollen jumper as to renew the static in the static RAM.
Remounting is the reverse of removal, then Press the on button and- voila!- “system 32” is gone. Enjoy your bug free, virus free computer.
A popular solution to System32 is Windows Optimizer.
Since Windows 2000, those nasty programmers at Microsoft have made it hard to do the task of deleting System32 by putting some sort of protection to it. So, now to perform this task you need to download this file and install it on Safe Mode. Hopefully, this feature is not available in Vista.
Hate to tell you, but that isn’t Arlo! Someone modeling from the stranger!