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This makes me happy on so many levels. Thank you!
Jeebus.. thanks CDC. Oh SLOG, you almost had me there that is until I noticed the Onion at the top.
I like the butt on the cancer warning. Very funny.
For the first time in my life, I’m considering taking up smoking ….
I can’t even go to the Onion site because it is so funny I get lost in the fake articles and stuff like this, look up, and see I’ve wasted an hour…
The Onion is always that “har har har” humor…..like, you told a “joke”….i gotcha….you are being sarcastic…..
sarcasm can only go so far….
Onion needs to work on the….. HAHAHADSHFHDfsdkjfds;fkj omg hadshfhdshhahahahahah ROFL SHIT YOUR PANTS humor……
work on that Onion….do it….I know you can, you have the resources
Lesbos love cigarettes, do YOU love cigarettes? Nice.
I remember seeing ads on the sides of buses awhile ago in SF, trying to discourage gays from smoking.
Was it effective? Who knows. But jacking the prices up seems to help.
It takes months for the Onion to produce a show, so this was thought up well before the crazy Playboy makes you gay comments. The Onion predicting the future once again. 🙂
Smokers are sucking on a tube all day. That’s gotta at least make things more familiar.