Okay. I can maybe accept that stupid, stupid babies are too stupid to stop themselves from drooling all over my new H&M polo. Because, after all, they’re STUPID. What I CANNOT and WILL NOT accept is the butchering of anatomical terminology. NOTE TO STUPID, STUPID BABIES OF THE WORLD: It’s “VA-gina” not “PA-gina,” you blithering infantile morons! Jesus fucking Christ. I need a goddamn drink.
Fucking… stupid… baby!
I have a total revulsion to cutesy euphemisms for genitalia. I mean, there’s cutesy talk in bed, but that’s lurrrrvy, not infantilism.
are you allergic to cute stuff or something? chill out.
@2 – Yes, I’m sure Mr. Humphrey is legitimately enraged by this, the same way he has actual human feelings about anything.
What? I still call it a pagina. Why didn’t someone tell me?
Mommy can have as many penises as she wants.
What #5 said. If mommy doesn’t have a penis, how did she become a mommy?*
*Assuming she didn’t adopt, of course.
In related news, “Stupid, Stupid Baby” is one of my all-time favorite Stranger clippings.
That’s not X-rated.
I super-heart Wm.S.H.’s S.S.B., aka S.F.B., columns, this one included.
Steven, how do you feel aout orangina, the citrus drink?