I clearly remember receiving a sharp slap across the chops from my old man if I ever dared utter the word “no” to him. (Especially if it were the answer to “Get Daddy another beer from the fridge.”) He was obviously wrong for doing that. HOWEVER! This stupid, stupid baby has been so very coddled, coddled she can’t say anything except “no-no”! Now I’m going to spend the rest of my day dreaming up questions that will ruin this stupid, stupid baby’s life. For example: “Stupid, stupid baby… would you hate being handed over to an orphanage?”
Stupid, Stupid Baby: Little Doctor No
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Just drown the stupid kid now and get it over with.
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You have never been funny, even in the slightest. It’s been years now. Never once funny.
The “aren’t kids awful in every way” meme struck me as weird even before I had a kid. Raising/dealing with new humans can be a hassle, but it’s not like there’s a better, alternative way to keep the species going that people are simply refusing to adopt.
Is that a picture of your precious, perfect little shitstain or does the “aren’t kids awful in every way” meme struck you as weird?
Jesus Christ, dadrock. Could you be anymore glib?
Thanks for keeping the species going. You really dove in front of that bullet for all of us.