OMG!! Look at this stupid baby penguin waddling around like he’s stupid or something! And what’s worse: HIS NAME IS COOKIE. What? Are you begging for people to eat you, you stupid dumbshit penguin?? Well, I for one would never put something that stupid in my mouth. BUT GET THIS: While I suppose Cookie thinks he’s cute or something, he reveals the most stupid laugh ever at the 1:05 mark! SERIOUSLY!! He sounds like a pony being raped by a helicopter. GOD! STOP IT ALREADY, YOU STUPID PENGUIN! You’re scaring the crap out of us!!
GAH! I said, stop it, stupid!!
I’m sorry- but that is THE CUTEST THING EVER. Fuck kitten videos.
I hope I don’t get bumblefoot.
Completely adorable…but I think that guy’s hand and the bird just got engaged…
How did you fail to make fun of it for suffering from something called “bumblefoot?”
I’m disappointed in you, Steven.
Penguin tastes so bad that even the dogs on Antarctic expeditions won’t eat it.
My hummingbird wears socks too.
have you been sleeping with lindy?
What percentage of non-local slog posts are lifted from the Reddit homepage?
He was afraid of that vacuum. And my birds wiggle their bottoms like that when they are happy.
Bumblefoot’s secondary symptoms include: an excess of adorableness, a tendency to wiggle charmingly, and a helium-like effect on the vocal tone of observers.
OMFG! I think I just had a cute-gasm. Wheee-grrr, Wheee-grrr, Wheeeeeeee….. I’m wiggling my but now too.
Okay, when you said he sounded like a pony being raped by a helicopter, I had no idea that would be the literal truth.
Sounds convey emotions, and that’s why your analogy doesn’t work. A penguin enjoying being petted does not sound the same as a pony being tortured and killed by an aircraft. Rape isn’t a funny if you’re a man, woman or child who’s been raped and then heard people joking about it.