Neither are clowns. But this is delightful.

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Thank you, WOW Report (where it was posted under the title “Quit Clowning.” Bravo!)

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...

21 replies on “Suicide Isn’t Funny”

  1. So I wonder what spews out of a drag queens head after she puts a gun to her head.

    Glitter maybe? A plethora of brightly colored feathers? Stale makeup? Hmmmm…

  2. I’m native american, I leak dust, dry dry dust, because life on the plains is hard.

    Well, I’m also part irish, so I suppose I also leak whiskey.

    Ah, no matter– whatever I leak, I’ve heard it’s tasty.

  3. Hey, Schmader? Your guy made a really good choice with that shoulder bag of yours; you might want to run any potential art acquisitions past him first, too. Juuust sayin’.

  4. I hope I leak compassion, grace, acceptance, justice and love.

    I suppose having a genetic makeup similar to Baconcat, means I leak some whisky and dust, too.

  5. I have such a huge boner right now!

    Thanks david for your tireless efforts to uplift our culture, instead of hastening it towards it’s bitter end I’m sure the twenty somethings appreciate it.

  6. i cant believe people are making fun of this it isnt funny whats so ever maybe you havent had someone commit suicide others has watch what you say and how you joke around with it

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