They’re this year’s extra-credit *props the seventh annual HUMP! More details about HUMP! 7 coming soon!
* Filmmakers don’t have to use the props to get their films into HUMP!. It’s just a way for HUMP! filmmakers to let HUMP! audiences know they made their porns just for HUMP!, just for them, and it’s always fun to see how HUMP! filmmakers subtly work the extra-credit props into their porns. Subtle like Super Soakers. And for the record: duct tape was Kelly O’s idea, not mine.
remember, electrical tape (black) is not the same as duct tape (grey, silver, brown, green, red).
use the former when biking and the latter for removing unsafe viaducts before they collapse and kill thousands.
Ahh only watching this silly little ad on The Stranger could make it seem actually dirty…
“porns”?
@2 – no, it really is dirty.
Both electrical and duct (duck) tape come in more colors then you would imagine. (I am using the materials definition, duct tape has a color layer, fabric layer, and adhesive layer. Electrical doesn’t have the fabric layer.) If anyone wants a prop made out of duck tape, I am your guy. Seriously. http://www.facebook.com/ducktapejeff
What, no extra credits for adding the squirting, wet and shaggy-haired young men?
Dan,
Do you support marriage rights for polygamists?
Hm, didn’t realized Super Soaker is now part of Nerf.
And yes, that was my first thought in response to a post that is really about porn. But maybe I’ll try and get to Hump this year.
I wonder if a Oozinator would work…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LXC7qZ_iWgM
Duct tape, eh? Don’t complain when you get a Red Green parody porn!
http://youtu.be/c5GnBvpFnzA
Nerf is super absorbent. Super soakers are super wet! There’s a fish-and-chips-genre joke just waiting to happen.
And here I thought this was going to be a “Carnac the Magnificent”-style post.
Dan.
Do you support marriage rights for polygamists?
Dan.
Do you support meme rights for Milhouse?
Ooohhh, somebody learned an html tag!