I salute you, sir, for using your few moments of being pulled by a dog on your skateboard across the I-5 overpass yesterday afternoon to make a furious and bitter jerking-off motion at the cars below.

There really are worse (and less entertaining) ways to blow off steam.

Jen Graves (The Stranger’s former arts critic) mostly writes about things you approach with your eyeballs. But she’s also a history nerd interested in anything that needs more talking about, from male...