Sent to Last Days:

Hi David!

I’ve recently returned to Seattle after living abroad for the past ten years and wherever I was, your insights on public displays of grooming stayed with me. I thought of you particularly the day I walked by a man shaving, with shaving cream and a flat razor, in a fountain outside of a church in Brussels. This fountain, interestingly enough, was situated very closely to the open air public urinal installed on the side of the church. (L’eglise St. Catherine, Brussels, Belgium.) I saw so many odd displays of public grooming in Belgium I stopped keeping track. Clipping nails on the metro was very common, as was urinating everywhere (it’s the francophone way!) How often I thought of Last Days and laughed! You helped me through many shocked and disgusted times.

Best, Erin

Thank you, Erin, and welcome back.

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...