Subject Line: Wisdom from some guy at Tommy Doyle’s in Harvard Square

“I’ve been smokin cigarettes at a record pace.”
“Coors Lite? You’re tappin’ the Rockies?”
“If you don’t have Jäger, I’ll do a Jim. That’s my go-to. Every time I go to Wendy’s, they have my PBR and shot of Jim waiting.”
“I don’t even know what a hangover is; I’m always at work at 10 am”
“Annalise—yeah she likes to get naked. I’ve seen that girl’s boobs more than I’ve seen some porn stars’ boobs.”

Grant Brissey covered everything from hard news and technology, to music, film, and visual arts during his time working for The Stranger. Grant's work has also appeared at Geekwire, and in Billboard,...