Hey dude(s)! Thanks for leaving a barely-smoked joint, and half-a cheese, I mean half-a McChicken burger outside my office! I’ll pass on the McChicken sammy—too much mayo—but I just might just smoke this joint!
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Think of it this way: would you suggest your darling niece or dear nephew or juggalo uncle smoke whatever that joint has been sprinkled with, soaked in, or grown in?
Only if Wil Wheaton signs it.
Otherwise no.
If you need a spliff that bad I will bring you one.
Put it in a pipe.
You don’t know what’s in that weed. Leave it!
Go for it!! You only live once.
it’s probably just a rolled cigarette
It was left as bait by the angry homophobic condo owner from earlier this week. One puff and you too will be an enraged dyslexic railing against everyone on the hill.
Vince is clearly the voice of reason here.
Did I just type that?
…you guys have a chalk-art vestibule?
Hilarious you posted at 4:20pm.
Like @5 said, it could be laced with the Paraquat. Better hand it over here for testing; I’m old and therefore expendable…
I’ll take the first hit.
Please note that I voted that YOU smoke it, not me.
Test it for levisole!