…for teaching me everything I know about women.

Here’s hoping every one of those raging lady chocoholics grows up to be a sassy Grandma Horny.

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...

9 replies on “Thank You, TV Commercials…”

  1. Those 3 ladies in the vibrating touch commercial actually need these because based on their acting performances they couldn’t fake a believable orgasm if their lives depended on it.

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