You know, I’m getting really sick of the LIES being told to me by “the future.” First the future told me I would eventually get a hover board. That turned out to be BULLSHIT. Then the future told me I could one day expect Social Security. Again… BULLSHIT. But wait! That’s not the worst part! THEN the future told me back in 1989 that I would one day be driving around in a day-glow green Pontiac Stinger that came with such futuristic options as “a funky looking CD player,” “a door that’s a removable ice chest,” AND “a garden hose”!
SO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STINGER, FUTURE? YOU GODDAMN LIAR!!
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my XTerra has most of that shit
And the Future is telling you that you will have some sort of electric car or Hydrogen car or car car or some sort of car, its always been about cars. In reality your “car” will want a feed bag full of oats put over it’s head to fuel its engine.
The future has always been, and will always be, naive about human nature. The single most effective killer of the future is reality.
I mean, really, it didn’t even have proper doors. For all the shiny injection-molded features on this product, they say “easily stowed” and I hear “easily stolen.”
Sigh… future. Get back to work on jetpacks, would you?
Did you kill this website? I’m not seeing anything at RecallTheFuture.com.
There is no future….there is only now. Stop living for something intangible and experience the reality of the moment.
@5: Wall Street? Is that you?
Nissan Guy @1,
Yes, but is your XTerra neon green?
I didn’t think so.
more condo than car!
@3 — no one could steal those ice chest door inserts. in the future, no one will steal.
To the Douchemobile!
@4: That’s a reference to recallsamadams.com.
You mean that’s NOT a satirical fake commercial from a really old episode of SNL? Once they got around to the tool kit and cookstove, I was halfway expecting a young Kevin Nealon to pop up as the car’s owner.
I’ve been waiting 47 years for a jet car like George Jetson’s.
p.k. dick was right about “the future”–it’s not bright and shiny brand new stuff. it’s a clusterfuck of retrofits.
I totally wanted that car when i was 11. Now? Meh…
It looks like a Fiero on steroids that ended up crashing into a Swatch factory. This car had to have appeared in something like Robocop 2 or Freejack.
“Stop your bitching you non-contributing zero”, jesus fucking christ.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoGYx35yp…
You’re fucking useless, stop bitching, you’re lucky you have food, you don’t deserve it.
It was built but was called the Aztek
fluck hoverboards (tho teleporters… hmmm) nowadays I’d settle for:
A job – unemployment up 2.8 billion percent
A home – forclosures up 1.2 million percent
A 401 K – most retirement accounts down 5.4 thousand percent
Welcome to the future – now go take some meds – yikes!
Where’s my jetpack?
I’m working in a tall building, I’m supposed to get there with a jetpack, right?
Or at least a flying car.
Check the papes, Humpy: Pontiac is dead. So’s Saturn. No stinger, you’ll have to settle for a SHOCKER!
I am still waiting for the Cadillac Sixteen. I am sure it would suck gas, but it looks so cool.