An Irishman caught a half-ton shark with a rod and line (?!?) yesterday. The shark is so huge—over twelve feet long!—that it had to be moved by forklift. There is a photo of the deadly, enormous thing over at Swim At Your Own Risk.

14 replies on “That’s a Lot of Goddamned Shark”

  1. That’s huuuuuuuueg.

    I think the ‘line and rod’ the guy used was the boat-mounted type usually set up for Marlins (which are by themselves big fish, but nowhere NEAR that big).

  2. Thanks Paul for giving me a new site to visit whenever I have the hiccups and want to scare the bejeezus out of myself. Thanks a lot.

  3. Pictures like this are what make me smile just a little on the inside when I hear about shark attacks. As a species, the human race has it coming.

    Now off I go to protest the fish-flingers!

  4. Just to double down on the human-stupid, the shark in question looks to me like a basking shark: described by Wikipedia as “a slow-moving and generally harmless filter-feeder.”

    It eats plankton, basically. No threat to anything more than a few millimeters wide. And its conservation status is ‘vulnerable.’

    Nice going, pole guy.

  5. You can’t eat shark meat.

    I think that’s a sixgill shark. It would have bit the line, but is harmless to humans because we aren’t small fish.

    Humans kill 70 million sharks a year for their fins. I think it’s hillarious that we are scared of them when they barely kill a couple of people a year.

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